Video 27 Aug 628 notes

mattfractionblog:

omgponiez:

I never thought I could love a website as much as Cuddly Cavies.

But I didn’t know about IrresistibleHorseHoods.com yet.

what a perfect gift

Video 15 Aug 11,253 notes

ryannorth:

beckycloonan:

Little comic about how to make zucchini bread in these trying times. Dedicated to CB Cebulski, Mike Hardin, Ming Doyle, and anyone else who sunk my zucchini bread deep within their bodies.

i declare this comic: the best

There’s so much (too much?) I love about this, not the least of which being a Gurren Lagann reference from one of my favourite creators.

Video 12 Aug 217 notes

beckycloonan:

eataku:

Usually when I go out with award-winning writer/artist Becky Cloonan, our conversation tends to focus on comics. But when we sat down over oysters and cocktails up at Boston Comic Con this past weekend, she turned to me and asked, “Hey, do you like zucchini bread?”, which she followed up by pulling foil-wrapped loaves out of her bag.

Having just moved backed to New Hampshire, Becky has a garden that’s giving her a bounty of summer squash she can’t eat all by herself. So she baked up a bunch of bread for her friends at the show.

Turns out Becky is just as amazing a baker as she is an artist and her zucchini bread, packed with walnuts and cinnamon, is outstanding!

I’m now trying to convince her to illustrate the recipe for us all!

Be sure to check out Becky’s comic work at http://estrigious.com/becky/ and follow her here on Tumblr at beckycloonan

Next up: Recipe comics!! XD

Be still my heart!

Quote 12 Aug 1,306 notes
I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But doctor,” he says, “I am Pagliacci.” Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
—  Rorschach; Watchmen. (via shithowdy)

I constantly end my own jokes with “Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.” But nobody seems to get it.

Photo 9 Aug 1 note Turns out if I just comb my hair in the opposite direction, it instantly becomes maximum-strength emo fringe.

Turns out if I just comb my hair in the opposite direction, it instantly becomes maximum-strength emo fringe.

Photo 7 Aug 189 notes rrrick:

Everyone in this picture got laid that day.

rrrick:

Everyone in this picture got laid that day.

(Source: voicesofeastanglia)

Video 5 Aug 97,947 notes

ericscissorhands:

"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."

The moral of the story? Cut all the BS and don’t waste your time: If you ever obtain super powers, start deceiving and murdering people immediately!

Text 3 Aug

Lifetip:

Go to a country where you can’t read the language and buy random records based on what jumps out at you.

Video 1 Aug 294,136 notes

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

POW! Right in the childhood!

Video 31 Jul

I dunno, I like Senses Fail as much as all the other formerly-emo-high-school-kids my age, but a song like this loses some of it’s urgency when you record it as well as modern technology allows you to. Making it sound betters makes it feel worse. At best this is a curiosity, at worst a sterilization.

Text 30 Jul 846 notes Why Gendered Pronouns Are Dumb And Stupid And We Should Kill Them

ryannorth:

Okay, a bit more on why I’m so down on gendered pronouns!  

WHAT’S A PRONOUN?

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(Source is this weird make-your-own-bingo site.  I don’t know how you would play this game.)

Pronouns are words like heshethemit, etc.  They’re words that take the place of people, so we can say “Ryan sauntered into the beachhouse.  His pecs were so interesting!  He always suspected as much” instead of “Ryan sauntered into the beachhouse.  Ryan’s pecs were so interesting!  Ryan always suspected as much”.  

They are useful when you don’t want to sound like a robot.

WHAT’S A GENDERED PRONOUN?

A pronoun that tells you what the gender of the person is!  He and she are two of them.  They is genderless, while it suggests (to many people) a lack of humanity, and with it a lack of gender (as distinct from just not having it specified).  One person might get mad if you call them “it”.  Another person might get mad if you call their pets “it”.

DON’T WE ALREADY HAVE GENDER-FREE PRONOUNS?

Aha, caught me there, didn’t you?  I said “One person might get mad if you call them ‘it’”, and them there is a genderless plural pronoun being used on individual, can’t we use them and they and other versions as gender-free pronouns?  Couldn’t their pecs be interesting, even if there’s just one person there?  Because they probably are.  

Interesting, I mean.

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(Hugh Jackman’s pecs, found while searching for “cool pecs”) (okay it was a Google Alert for “cool pecs”) (okay it was a Google Alert for “cool pecs +wolverine hopefully??”)

And yeah, we could.  But we don’t.   A lot of style guides recommend “him/her” (and, to make it more equal, making every second one “her/him” to mix it up).  But that’s messy, ugly, hard to say and impossible to say often (“Ryan sauntered into the beachhouse.  His or her pecs were so interesting!  She or he always suspected as much”) and puts us right back to sounding like robots.  Not to mention how it completely breaks down when someone who ISN’T situated in the gender binary has pecs we want to talk about.

I have a book on dog training that randomly chooses “his” or “her” every time a dog pronoun is needed.  I get the idea, but the final result is a quantum dog that changes genders during a single trick.  It’s distracting.  It’s messy.  It’s a crude hack using tools (good ol’ gendered pronouns) that were broken in the first place.  And so pointless!  Nobody cares about these dog’s genders.  The book ITSELF doesn’t even care.  It just wants to teach me how to make my dog lie down and sit pretty but it can’t do that without getting mired down in imaginary dog gender identities.

We can do better.   

And here’s where I get HARDLINE RADICAL: using them a gender-free pronoun is fine and dandy, and inventing new pronouns is great, but I don’t believe we can stop there.  

We need to kill the gendered pronouns.

GENDERED PRONOUNS ARE BORING AND STUPID AND WE SHOULD MURDER THEM.

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(A stock photo of a body outline.  I say, could this stock photo be purchased on some manner of online stock photo website?  If only this could be clarified somehow??)

Here’s a sentence:

She had no more choices left.  Except one.  Grinning wildly, she initiated the Omega Device.

Here’s what English says about that sentence:

The most important thing to know about anyone in the world is their gender, and I need to know it the second you tell me about someone.

"She initiated the Omega Device" tells you what I wanted it to (the Omega device has been initiated by someone, and Shit is about to Go Down, Omega-Wise) but it also tells you a woman is doing it.  But no big deal, right?  Who cares if we have to talk about gender when talking about Omega Devices and The People Who Initiate Them?  It adds colour to the scene!  Now everyone can imagine a smokin-hot babe with that Omega Device, instead of a smokin-hot hunk, and rest easy knowing their imagination is correct.  What’s the problem, right?  We’re getting extra information about the scene for free!  

But it’s not!  There’s an opportunity cost.  We could be bake in literally any other fact we can imagine into our languages.  We could have pronouns where, instead of someone’s gender, they told you their mood.  Their bone density.  Heck, we could have pronouns that tell you their HOPES AND DREAMS.  We could live in a world of pronouns that indicate a speaker’s certainty that the person being referred to is ACTUALLY that person, and not a robot duplicate, and we could have a different pronoun to suggest that while the person may not be a robot duplicate, we haven’t entirely ruled out illegal clone.  These are crazy suggestions, but that’s the point: anything is possible in language!  We invented it!  And we can reinvent whatever we want!

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He’s me, Ryan.  Man!  Don’t you wish “he” there told you something even marginally more useful than gender identity, like at least my Facebook relationship status?  OH WELL, GUESS YOU’LL NEVER KNOW

And yet we’ve settled on gender.  

And it is settling.  It’s settling for irrelevant, for boring, for pointless.  Is gender really so important to us English speakers that it is, quite literally, all we can talk about?  Kill it.  Kill it, and build a language with pronouns that do better. 

And while we’re at it, let’s not forget to build in a full set of neutral pronouns, pronouns that say “this person or animal or object’s gender/age/android status is irrelevant here, so WHO FRIGGIN’ CARES”.  Because there will be times, I promise, when we won’t want to talk about androids, the same way there are times now where we don’t want to talk about gender, but we’re forced to because that’s the language we’ve settled on.  Settled for.  

And then, finally and at last, we could all stop obsessing about what genders real and imaginary people are like it’s the most important thing in the world.   Because it’s really not.

Especially when there could be illegal cloning going on, and the Omega Device has just been initiated.

Video 18 Jul 22 notes

hermitologist:

NAILED IT.

Photo 16 Jul 83,292 notes duss005:

ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

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duss005:

ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

all net


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